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[rehandle]

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[rehandle]

Perfect. So happy to have facilitated.

Not a huge amount of investigative progress, though I seem to have met just about every other vampire in the building. Funny how you know no vampires and then seventeen come along at once.

[ripher]

Yes, I'm afraid I have rather the opposite experience. I assume I don't have to warn you to be careful with them? Whatever you do, don't allow them to enter your room.

[rehandle]

[ Haha........ ]

Little late on the advice there, but it was fine.
You're overfamiliar with our vampiric friends?

[ripher]

You might say that. I'm afraid it's something of a lifetime's work. Or obsession. Vampires, demons, and the forces of light and darkness. To find so many of them here is concerning to say the least.

[rehandle]

Sounds like we run in vaguely adjacent circles.
Do much multidimensional work?

[ripher]

Once or twice. Hell and demon dimensions for the most part, though occasionally alternate realities have cropped up. And the Hellmouth, of course.

[rehandle]

Of course.

[ Local interdimensional wizard who has never been to 'the Hellmouth'. ]

Vaguely adjacent stands firm. I'm more of an extradimensional Earth-devouring entity type prevention method. Less of the demons and the vampires so far, but a surprising number of aliens.

[ripher]

Earth-devouring is rather outside of my jurisdiction, I'm happy to say. This is your job?

[ How else to say "what are you" in a polite text message. ]

[rehandle]

Yes. I'm a Master of the Mystic Arts, if that means anything to you. Sorcerer.

[ripher]

[ Can you imagine the withering look. ]

I see. And does that get you a lot of gigs?

[rehandle]

I'm on a lot of lunchboxes, so we'll say yes.