Doctor. I was surprised to see your name on the auction list. Surprised too that we happen to be in the same country at the same time. A pleasant surprise.
[ 🤏 close to "or should I say 'Bitchsir'" but he holds himself back, on account of the fact that he feels he deserves to keep hold of the conversation's high ground for a second after that little outburst. ]
[ As requested, a discreet pearlescent box tied with a lovely purple ribbon is delivered to Stephen's door. Inside: an assortment of anal toys (plugs and vibrators, mostly) in impressive sizes, including the obsidian one she'd mentioned--plus a beginner's training set, plus lubricant, all laid on a bed of luxurious (ethically sourced, of course) rabbit fur. ]
An assortment of larger sizes, just like you asked.
Do let me know how you get on with them, and if you'd like any coaching.
[ It's outside his door waiting for him when he gets back about a half hour later. A surprise: he's not expecting anything, so when he picks it up he's thinking it must be Portia making an unsubtle comment on his wardrobe with the offer of a new addition to it, or Alicent fashioning some subtle gifted suggestion that there's surely somewhere else he'd rather be.
One thing he doesn't consider finding is exactly what he ultimately does: a box full of anal toys. All the trimmings. He stands beside his bed staring mutely into the open box for a minute before reaching in for the card. Stares at the card for a further minute before setting it back into the package, turning around, sitting down on the edge of his bed.
No knowing exactly how many interceding minutes of baffled indecision pass before he cracks into a short cough of laughter and pulls out his phone, snapping a photo of the gift, attaching it and firing off a message. ]
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I know you travel for your patients, but this seems a little extreme.
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All the same - perhaps it’s a good thing we can meet in person for your next appointment. It’s been some time since we’ve had the opportunity.
[ not too long, but he finds strange far more entertaining in person. much easier to see him fluster. ]
I am interested to hear what inspired your volunteering.
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[ Deep breath, huge sigh, and a pointed skip over the mention of his next appointment. ]
I like to do what I can for my friends.
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text | un: HZF
[he's in love AND stephen and harry are both here for a chance to reconcile. what luck!]
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Not even a little bit. Care to elaborate?
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I met someone. He's - sweet. I'm going to ask if he'll be my date to the party on the 14th so I can start introducing him.
And - Harry is here! Looking fantastic, bright - but I think he'd look even better if he had the chance to get a drink with you.
Love is really in the air, you know?
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Oh, shit.
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Diana.
[ She knows her name. But for a moment, in his temporary state of absolute dread, he can't think of another word to say. ]
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@bitchsir
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Always a pleasure to talk to you, Dr. Goodsir.
[ 🤏 close to "or should I say 'Bitchsir'" but he holds himself back, on account of the fact that he feels he deserves to keep hold of the conversation's high ground for a second after that little outburst. ]
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You were circling him like a vulture. Which you do slightly resemble.
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Depending on the kind and the company, I do.
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I was thinking for that date we could do drinks and a little dancing. I'm not big into dinner.
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🎁 delivery
An assortment of larger sizes, just like you asked.
Do let me know how you get on with them, and if you'd like any coaching.
xo,
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One thing he doesn't consider finding is exactly what he ultimately does: a box full of anal toys. All the trimmings. He stands beside his bed staring mutely into the open box for a minute before reaching in for the card. Stares at the card for a further minute before setting it back into the package, turning around, sitting down on the edge of his bed.
No knowing exactly how many interceding minutes of baffled indecision pass before he cracks into a short cough of laughter and pulls out his phone, snapping a photo of the gift, attaching it and firing off a message. ]
Wrong room?
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I know.
I'd apologize, but your friend Rupert seemed to think you'd enjoy them. Hopefully he's apologized to you, if necessary.
You can keep them, if you'd like. Or I can add them to my own collection.
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Hope you're not enjoying yourself too vigorously. I've been told it's easier if you go slowly.
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I was going to have you taken out in the dead of night, but somebody petitioned for a stay of execution. You can thank our now mutual friend.
[ Neither confirming nor denying any specific allegations at this time. ]
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I'll be sure to thank her.
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done
edit bc I forgot to add 'crying' to the subject and it's important
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text - a new thread for new adventures
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I've asked the Lesser Giles to make us up some dinner and drinks in the yurt outside. He owes me one or two since the incident with the swan.
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