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SMASHES A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE INTO THIS POST

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Stephen.
It's of dire importance.


What are you doing right now?

A TOAST TO STUPID BEGINNINGS

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[ whoever created this technology was an idiot and he hates them ]

Research. What do you want?

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[ Loki now has access 24/7 here we go. ]

Didn't you see the word dire? Please.
Now, tell me

Blue or brown?

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[ hell is open and all the devils are here ]

What?

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[ too bad you don't have old alien-summoning Loki rn. ]

You can scroll back and read it again, you know.
Do you need the options repeated?

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Can I confirm that you're genuinely asking my colour preference as a matter of dire importance?

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What are you insinuating? That I'm merely being a bother? I'll have you know an important design decision looms on my horizon.

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[ a upside to this tech: you can exhaustedly rub your eyes and text back at the same time ]

Pardon me for questioning your wisdom

I hope by now it's becoming clear that I'm not going to participate until you elaborate

[ what disaster am I soon to become embroiled in. please tell me you're not costuming ]

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[ the downside is that Loki can't see the fruits of his labor. ]

Ugh, [ yes, he typed ugh. ] I wanted your unbiased opinion.
With context you're going to overthink it.

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[ ugh is correct. ]

Blue.

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[ there's a long, long pause.

then: ]

Yikes.

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[ christ ]

What

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Oh! Nothing.
It just says a lot about your taste.

[ Loki, this is the internet, you cannot whisper. ]

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[ in what world is shit-color better than blue, what kind of a god ARE you ]

What's the context?

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A pair of boots with many straps.
I suppose I can see "electric blue" being in the range of your mortal wizard style.

Just don't go out with me wearing them.

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What do you want, Loki?

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You won't believe me if I say "just dropping in to say hi"?
I feel insulted by the implication.

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At the very least you were just dropping in to harass me over the color of boots, so no.

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Next time, perhaps.

[ don't give him the idea, or next time it will just be about shoes. ]

Do you know of SHIELD? Some mortal protective squad or some such.

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Yes. Not a thing in your universe?

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Ah, it is.
But I don't think this one belongs to us.

Someone named Fitz?

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[ oh. ]

He’s SHIELD?

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Or so he says.
Maybe he just wanted to sound cooler than he is.

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No, that about matches up. He just came out and told you?

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I told him I was Asgardian, and he mentioned Lady Sif.
You could call it the natural flow of conversation.