[ The multiverse is a vast and deeply "whimsical" place, buddy. You either humble yourself before it or, if you're a dog named Jake, you accept that you're simply not smart enough to comprehend it. Either way, you get to feel your brain turn inside out from the sheer enormity of time and reality. Also, canned goods! ]
You guys would get along great. He's a lot like you, actually. [ Jake snaps back to himself, with grinning fondness as he thought of his friend. ] Solidly cool dudes, wild powers, so-so taste in flying friends.
[ Hopefully the shrugging expression on his face makes it clear he's joking. For all he has and will continue to take the piss out of Dr. Blanket over there, Jake has grown a soft spot for the cloak. And the Cosmic Owl, for that matter. ]
Oh, y'know. A little of this, a little of that. We were sorta the go-to duo for odd jobs around Ooo. [ Jake's paw elongates into clear fingers, counting them off casually. ] Monster slaying, treasure guarding, treasure stealing, messenger services, running errands for my son. Just, y'know, whatever.
I thought about getting my notary public certification once, but even that was kinda too close to a real job, y'feel me? [ Jake scoffs, answering his own question with a laugh. ] Pssh, of course you feel me. Not like you get a W2 for being an interdimensional earth defender, right?
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You guys would get along great. He's a lot like you, actually. [ Jake snaps back to himself, with grinning fondness as he thought of his friend. ] Solidly cool dudes, wild powers, so-so taste in flying friends.
[ Hopefully the shrugging expression on his face makes it clear he's joking. For all he has and will continue to take the piss out of Dr. Blanket over there, Jake has grown a soft spot for the cloak. And the Cosmic Owl, for that matter. ]
Oh, y'know. A little of this, a little of that. We were sorta the go-to duo for odd jobs around Ooo. [ Jake's paw elongates into clear fingers, counting them off casually. ] Monster slaying, treasure guarding, treasure stealing, messenger services, running errands for my son. Just, y'know, whatever.
I thought about getting my notary public certification once, but even that was kinda too close to a real job, y'feel me? [ Jake scoffs, answering his own question with a laugh. ] Pssh, of course you feel me. Not like you get a W2 for being an interdimensional earth defender, right?