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I just want to know how we're ooze-proofing the floors.

I don't intend to need to. But you'll notice if you care to inspect next time you're in there that the floor is currently spotless.

[ A new development, but there's not a single stain left as reminder of his misadventures. The perks of being a wizard. ]

You want a cookie for cleaning up your mess?

If you have any going spare

Unfortunately for you, I'm fresh out.
So you don't intend to need to and you don't have a plan.
Just blind hope? That's what we're going with?

I don't know if you've noticed but there's no shortage of opportunity to not turn into a ravenous monster here.

[ And yet. ]

I understand why you might want more assurances from me than that. We should keep an eye on each other.

Not even gonna buy me a drink first?

For your eye? No.

If I need a bigger favour than that I'll think about dinner

Big spender.

Huge.

Big shot plan critic have a decent plan of her own?

Though I might strip down on Thursdays and lay out in the town square for everyone to have a go.

[ An audible scoff - got 'im - though the rest fails to bleed into voice ]

Efficient. I like it

[ No ]

Oh, that's your thing?
It's a wonder you had such a hard time acclimating in the first place.

Yeah, you're telling me

I won't be stupid next time. And if you catch me leaking again anyway, I won't try to tell you it's the pipes.

Look at that. Growth.

It's been known to happen once every 3-30 years. I'm already way over quota for this decade, don't hold your breath for further improvements

Wow, you measure in decades?
Maybe you are too old for me.

Was that ever really in doubt?

Apparently not.

[ Does he deceive himself or has he made a critical misstep ]

What

Nothing. We're all good here.

Ok. Good

I'll see you later then. If you do happen to come across any cookies in the meantime, you can just leave one on my pillow

I'm sure there's a granny baking cookies somewhere who can hook you up and hook up with you.

Ah yes. I see now that we're fine

Have fun.

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