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[suturing]

[ what was the point of lying if the doesn't even do anything: a philosophical question to ponder at 2am. ]

it's fine. her boyfriend's here, too. they can get trapped together. and if i was going to trap you i'd do it with more finesse.

i have soju and fish skins.

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'Any plans for the holidays? No? Great. Come and do some work.' If it looks like a trap, and it sounds like a trap...

[ But - ] Fine. But I'm leaving when we run out of soju.

[suturing]

don't you guys have a saying about loving your work? i'm making a game out of sorting the bandaids by color.

think you drink more than i can? dare you.

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That sounds absolutely riveting. Like watching paint dry. You do know you don't have to do any of that, right? The staff may not appreciate our presence, but the benefit is they do all the routine work themselves.

[ However... ]

They also don't do it drunk. But a dare is a dare.

[ Challenge: accepted. ]

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i don't like the staff. they get mad when i do their job. it's not my fault they're not very good at it.

no cheats, yeah? you have to actually drink. how do you say it, all the way down the hatch?

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Close enough. Yes, agreed. All the way down the hatch.