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[dead_tongue]

I sincerely thought about it, but you're classy. you deserve more than my grindr hookups.

kinda! haven't you seen that guy hanging around with the new like, herbal supplement? it's insane but I swear it's giving me bbl results.

do you like it? 😘

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Thanks. I'll cherish that sentiment always.

[ As for the rest, uhhhh. ]

I do. [ Like it. True, and also designed to keep him sweet and hopefully responsive as he asks: ] Just some guy?

[dead_tongue]

see? classy!

yay! I know you've got a ton of people vying for your attention so I'd hate to just blend into the crowd here.

oh, he's the Balfour's life coach. he's great. really like, the power of positive thinking vibes, you know?

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You could never.

[ ... a hippy with a wonder drug. That sounds normal. ]

And he's handing out ass enhancement supplements?

[dead_tongue]

Stephen, you're so sweet.

well, it does more than that, it clears your skin up and stuff too.

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Did he tell you what's in it?

[dead_tongue]

kelp, I think?

did you want some?

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[ Kelp. ]

You know what, maybe I do.

[ Just not for personal use. ]

[dead_tongue]

ok! I can give you some of mine, then if you really like it you can talk to Mr. Leaf. he's really cool. I think I might take his etiquette classes.

you know, so I can woo classy doctors.

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You don't need any help with that, Iggy.

But I'd be grateful for a share of your supply. Thank you.

[dead_tongue]

kinda feels like I do. but that's OK! I love self improvement!

happy to share. :)

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I'm telling you you don't. Unless I'm not the doctor in question...

Also, I've always liked your ass.

[dead_tongue]

you are. you're very attractive on more than just the physical level. you're so smart, and you care abput people although I get the impression you want that to be secret.

thank you! but it's better now. I think a lot of me is going to get better.