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[cobweb]

Um, so, hey.

Could I ask a question?

[rehandle]

[ child, you just awkwardly mumbled via text. that's a feat. ]

You can certainly try.

[cobweb]

Ok. Ok great, awesome. So, lions or ravens?

[rehandle]

Football. That's your question.

[expiable]

[ UNKNOWN NUMBER. ]

hey, stranger.

[ hilarious. ]

free for dinner?
x 🕷️

[ that's it, doc. ]

[rehandle]

We're signing off with emojis now? That's cute.

Depends if dinner's free for me. I've been robbed.

[ back at you, pal. ]

[expiable]

just me.
cute's the header on my file.

[ SURE. ]

dinner's going on the stark card.

[ what do people love more than spending tony's money? nothing. ]

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Well, that's me sold. Though I'm a little disappointed I can tell you I've been robbed and not get a single reaction.

[ it was absolutely Wong, he's definitely not been robbed. also would've been fine to buy his own dinner, but... well. spending Tony's money. ]

Does that make this a subsidized business meeting, Ms. 🕷️?

[ what's the scoop ]

literally what am I doing

[laevisilaufeyson]

1. Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.

2. This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.

great things, grEAT things. 1.

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Firstly: remind me how any of that is my problem. I suggest you do that without threatening the safety of the planet or I'll have to impound you, and we both know how that worked out the last time.

Secondly: which Peter?

[laevisilaufeyson]

Flattering though the knowledge that you'd like to impound me may be I think that's best saved for a less immediately perilous time. I could also if pressed find an extraordinarily good reason as to why this is your problem but as it happens I respect you, and therefore present the following for your consideration:

1. My brother has yet to notice I set his mobile device to do not disturb. My reasons for having done so are I assure you entirely irrelevant to the matter at hand.

2. I don't want to tell Stark I lost Peter.

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[ that peter, then.

deep breath, Stephen, you're about to assist a god-shaped pain in the ass. ]

Going to need a little more to go on than "the desert".

for @seeingscarlet

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( from here )

I'll be grateful if you would. A cloak's cheaper to keep than a cat, and this is a big place to live on your own.

[seeingscarlet]

Is that your way of saying you'd miss it?

Why was the Cloak so upset?

[rehandle]

Don't say anything, it'll go to its head. Threads. Whatever.

An officer tried to lay hands.

[seeingscarlet]

So tell it next time I see it? OK :P

You wouldn't like that either. I can't blame it

for @subecho

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( from here )

Can't argue that. And your brother would've caused me a lot less trouble.

for @semprezangado

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As a general rule I'd recommend airplane mode, Banner. Sorry to pull you out. Any idea who the culprits are?

[semprezangado]

I'd hate to meditate through an emergency. If there's a call to duty, I don't want to miss it.

My suspicion? The Wonder Twins.

[rehandle]

Diligent. But I'm sure someone would knock on the door if anything came up.

[ augh... the twins ]

Might as well say goodbye to any hope of a decent moment's peace.

[semprezangado]

Ah, youth. Wish I still had that sort of energy.
I'd get so much more done if I could move that fast, but alas.
Giant green rage monsters don't help write scientific articles.

Well he tried once, I think. I couldn't read his handwriting.

for @revlon

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( form here )

Would I ever, Agent Carter? No.

Although I would in fact like to know what your best suggestion is on explaining away the sudden disappearance of a portion of a restaurant's clientele and their equally sudden reappearance in Central Park after a possible detour through my living room.

[revlon]

I believe the answer was in your initial message, wasn't it? Was it wine or whiskey?

[rehandle]

Ale. The tankards were bottomless.

[revlon]

By your own doing or the establishment's happy hour special?