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dr. stephen strange ([personal profile] rehandle) wrote2018-05-10 06:30 pm
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cobweb: (this is peter he's too gay to function)

[personal profile] cobweb 2018-05-14 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
OK sir, sorry si

I mean, sorry Doctor Strange, sir. That's kind of a crazy name by the way. Like, who knew you were going to turn out to be both an actual doctor and actually strange? Not that you were called Doctor before you were one, probably, and hey no offense at the strange thing, which would be pretty rich from someone who can walk up walls. But dude, seriously, it's like if my real name was Doctor Stickyfeet.

Anyway, thanks. I appreciate it, really. How long do you think it'll take me to pick up Paseltongue?
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[personal profile] cobweb 2018-05-19 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, does that mean you've got a wand, too?
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[personal profile] cobweb 2018-05-19 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I'm sorry, I think I missed it. Maybe it would help if you used more words?
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[personal profile] cobweb 2018-05-19 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[A little smart, until you terrify him into sirring you again.]

I'll be there! Thanks again for the opportunity, you won't regret this Mister Strange.

[Because Peter won't just be there Saturday afternoon, he'll make the address part of his route while keeping the city clean. Stephen won't be able to step out the front door for the upcoming week without hearing about a lost dog found or elderly woman helped across the street by their friendly neighborhood spiderman.]
cobweb: (hold up he don't love ya like i love ya)

[personal profile] cobweb 2018-06-22 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a pest problem?

Because I set up this great humane trap system for our building. It's like a really long tube system that leads them right back out to the nearest subway entrance. I could set one up for you if you want.

Or is it bedbugs? Because then you've pretty much got to burn everything.

Also hey, how's it going? Need me for anything?